Male Sexist Funny? stuff

TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS for 2006


> 17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine
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> 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
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> 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
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> 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
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> 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away
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> 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
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> 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
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> 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
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> 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
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> 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
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> 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
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> 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
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> 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
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> 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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> 3. Her Teeth Were Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
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> 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
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> *And the Number #1 country song is;
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> 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!