Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dus! t on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the
opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
10 comments:
This is my fav... :-)
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Works for me!
I usually prefer a black Russian.
I like the one "Fighting for peace" it is like "forcing democracy" doesn't make sense.
Thanks for all these. You didn't find them all yourself did you Jack ;)
Cheers
oooh boy.
i thought i had issues....
someone's in need of a hug. and don't even GET me started on where the hell your cookies are. i'm about ready to send them to shanny and she can tell you how good they are.
and for the record, i prefer a kamikazee straight up, inna shaker glass and not one of those damned foofy martini glasses...
~ b
Black Russian is a drink, vodka and kahlua. You work with the mixture to suit your own taste. I serve it over ice. It is oh so good. I have a story about how I learned about them. That will be forthcoming in a future "war" story.
- b don't worry about the wayward cookies. It is the thought that counts. If you have eaten them and enjoyed them, I thank you for being my proxy.
my favorite is progress vs. congress. :) tee hee
Thanks, pete. However, that does raise an interesting question. Do Republicans have friends? Hmmm.
wait! JACK!
I never got the 2nd attempt back!
and YOU obviously never got them!
what the HELL!?
These are a RIOT! Funny!
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