One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexua l assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
3 comments:
only really lonely men argue with women.
'nuff said.
bronxbt, lonely and stupid.
talkytalk, I just call them the way I see them. It has taken me some time to get to this point. I am still a work in progress.
I have been known to argue with my wife. However, with the discovery of separate realities I have minimized those times.
Besides, a good sense of humor helps make life much more enjoyable.
I LOVE THIS POST! I want to share this with my Mom. This is so her!
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